The officer asked for the man’s license, registration and proof of insurance. The driver handed him a Ruby Tuesday’s coupon. He said it was his driver's license. The officer pointed out that it was not his license but a Ruby Tuesday’s coupon. Did he have a license? The driver brought out a piece of paper that was another Ruby Tuesday’s coupon and asked, “Is this my driver license right here?” The officer again asked for the driver’s license. The man handed him a plastic document protector.
From Niceville (where else?), Florida