Tuesday, October 20, 2015

“For your consideration, there’s a blood drive outside. If you don’t have any money, go out there and give blood and bring in a receipt indicating you gave blood.”

Says Judge Marvin Wiggins of Marion, Alabama, to offenders in his courtroom.  And if you don't want to give blood and don't have enough money for your fine: “The sheriff has enough handcuffs.”

No word on what punishment you can avoid by donating a kidney or volunteering for a Phase I clinical trial.

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