Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The University of YOUR NAME HERE

The University of Oregon calls itself "The University of Nike," thanks to a generous gift from Phil Knight. The University of  Maryland is poised to become "The University of Under Armour," following a $33 million contract from the sportswear company.

But what about the Golden Gophers?  How are we going to pay for all those athletic department pay raises that were announced yesterday?  Is there no generous corporate underwriter eager to have its name branded on the program associated with Norwood Teague? (Has anyone called KFC?)

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