Monday, September 29, 2014

The terrifying new diet pill

 Every television drug ad includes an alarming list of gruesome side effects, but this ad for the diet drug Belviq may have set a new record. Note to doctors: if you see a patient who is confused, sweating, and feverish, having difficulty driving a car, and is lactating excessively or experiencing erections while having thoughts of suicide, check his or her medicine cabinet for Belviq.

1 comment:

  1. Be sure to ask your doctor how it works. Oh wait, he won't be able to tell you because no one knows...

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