“My affordable secret to reverse the effects of aging cannot be stopped!”
"I was just a local schoolteacher. I happened to stumble upon one weird
trick that gave me beautiful, younger skin. It was a simple trick. It
cost almost nothing. It worked instantly. It required no surgery and no
doctor’s office visits. It made fifty-five year-old women in your area
look twenty-five. You had to see it to believe it."
Read the rest by Mike Lacher in McSweeney's. You won't be disappointed.