In honor of Richard Nixon's 100th birthday, let's remember the moving eulogy delivered by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson on the occasion of Nixon's death.
"If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket
would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty
into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a
jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed
servants to help him screw his pants on every morning."