Monday, February 20, 2012
Dr. Jucre's Million Stem Cell Magic, from RNL Bio
You knew about those adorable cloned puppies and you knew about the stem cell tourism clinics. You even knew about Celltex, their new stem cell clinic in Texas. But did you know about Dr. Jucre's Million Stem Cell Magic Concentrate, available now for the low low price of $1,220? Available through home shopping channels, and introduced at a 2008 event attended by middle-aged celebrities, this new RNL product has been proven to have "anti-aging, rejuvenation and whitening functions."
Wait. Did he say "whitening"? As in, "skin whitening"? Umm, right, but the point is: this stuff really makes your skin look good.
Posted by Carl at 5:14 AM